What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Hole is going to be huge!

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......