What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!