What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......