Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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We haven't spoken for five years".

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.