Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "