Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.