Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.