What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!