What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin