What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili