How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated