How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !