How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!