What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What do you call the entrance to a whorehouse?

HODOR, HODOR, HODOR!

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran