Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
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The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
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Glue bread to the ceiling.
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
Strap a steak to the ceiling
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
