How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich?

A Plebeian J

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while