How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.