What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"