What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.