What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.