What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.