What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.