What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.