What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!