What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.