What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

What did Helen Keller call her dog?

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.