What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

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What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings