What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids