What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.