What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What do you call a violent white man?

Officer

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Dog Poo Jokes More Dog Poo Jokes

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.