What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.