How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.