How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What do you call a violent white man?

Officer