How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"