How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.