I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
You ever tried taking a rib from a black man
Idk, but they sure are hot.
A joint venture.
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Because his boots were at the menders !
One with plenty of body in it.
Bob.
A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
