How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.