He looks at your shoes instead of his
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
They both like girls
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
Chickenstocks
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
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