What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

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Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What is the most fascist letter?

Not C