What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!