What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.