What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!