Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do