Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor