Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.