Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.