Because every day is a sadder-day.
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They always worry about the worst case!
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
Only the good die, Jung.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
They both fear the wurst
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
A: Deterrent.
