What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Realist Jokes More Realist Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.