How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.