How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.