How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.