How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.