How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"