How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.