How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "