What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.