What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)