World Trade Center Jokes

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

Plane Bagel Jokes More Plane Bagel Jokes

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What do you call a flying bagel?

A plane bagel.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's up with black people?

They're not black... And they're not people.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Osama Bin Laden Jokes More Osama Bin Laden Jokes

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive?

One terrorbyte.

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane