World Trade Center Jokes

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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Don't look! I'm changing!

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None if nobody's looking.

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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You're going to have to be a little patient.

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He was an Afghani-Stan.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.