Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.