Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

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What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.