Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane