How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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What does he order?

Ein stein

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What is worse than bad grammar?

pour grammar