What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls