What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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He just beetled off !

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Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

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Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls