What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls