Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.