Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.