Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.