Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.