Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !