What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.