What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.