What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"