What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !