Insect Jokes

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

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What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

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Because it was irony.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.