What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."