What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

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Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!