What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

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How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."