What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.