What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.