How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

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What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

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Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.