Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!