Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Danke schon.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty