Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty