Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

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It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty