How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!