How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

1 Gb Jokes More 1 Gb Jokes

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Gb Jokes More Gb Jokes

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.