What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."