What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What do you call a sick russian?

A sicka blyat

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.