What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.