What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.