What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Glance Jokes More Glance Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.