How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox