How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

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What country is ill?

A: Germany.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox