How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox