How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.