Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor