The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
A Christmas-Quacker!
a force of habit
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Because they take everything literally.
Til infinity.
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender
Itch hiking !
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Cross country
The Soviet Onion
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
Neighbor.