The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.
A humburger.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
A Roamin' Catholic.
A: Germany.
Because Africa isn't a country.
A Nigerian, you racist
Neapolitan.