Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"