What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.