What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

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What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

What was Mussolini's favourite dessert?

Tyranisu