Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

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What Were Mussolini's Secret Police Called?

The Gazpacho

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini