What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."