What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.