What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

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Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."