What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.