How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America