How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip