How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip