What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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They Cantaeloped!

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Take them out their wheelchair.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip