What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.