What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Cantaloupe.

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.