What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

1950s Jokes More 1950s Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.