What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

1950s Jokes More 1950s Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.