What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

1950s Jokes More 1950s Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.