What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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What did the lazy monk say?

Namaste..right here

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.