What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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You can leave Reddit.

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I'll look into it."

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Namaste home tonight.

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Namaste

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Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.