What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.