What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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Alright.

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Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !