What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste