What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.