What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !